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    April 22, 2022
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THE REAL (ESTATE) STORY By Larry Underhill COMEDIAN W.C. Fields was approaching death. A friend came to visit and was surprised to find Fields, an agnostic, thumbing through a Bible. When the friend asked what he was doing, the old joker replied slyly, "I'm looking for loopholes." COMING SOON! Watch this space for news on some great upcoming listings! A charming ranchette! A serious Fixer. More! I'll keep you in the loop. MULTIPLE OFFERS. Closing price $18,000 over the list price. These folks saw $130,000 in appreciation in just 18 months. The madness continues! Congrats to our Mystery Clients on their successful SALE! Congratulations to our own John DuBois on yet another job well done. SOME FOLKS just don't want to see their name in print. Hence the designation "Mystery Client": Whenever we work with a Kardashian or an A-List movie star, we keep their name on the down-low. (You know how the glitterati are flocking to Lodi). A HUGE THANK YOU to all who made our first quarter so strong! You are appreciated. Life is good. SPRINGTIME is the right time for many people to SELL! Thinking of a possible move? Feel free to call us for a no-strings conversation. Because we're serious about wanting the very best for the people we work with, we get to help many folks evaluate their options without the stress of "a salesperson at their elbow." Just this past week, we assisted a possible Seller who decided NOT to sell and move! High energy, zero pressure. Have a great week! STATESMAN kw TEAM License 00858988 209-600-1214 CAL BRE LICENSE NUMBER 01907539 www.TheStatesmanTeam.com THE REAL ( ESTATE ) STORY By Larry Underhill COMEDIAN W.C. Fields was approaching death . A friend came to visit and was surprised to find Fields , an agnostic , thumbing through a Bible . When the friend asked what he was doing , the old joker replied slyly , " I'm looking for loopholes . " COMING SOON ! Watch this space for news on some great upcoming listings ! A charming ranchette ! A serious Fixer . More ! I'll keep you in the loop . MULTIPLE OFFERS . Closing price $ 18,000 over the list price . These folks saw $ 130,000 in appreciation in just 18 months . The madness continues ! Congrats to our Mystery Clients on their successful SALE ! Congratulations to our own John DuBois on yet another job well done . SOME FOLKS just don't want to see their name in print . Hence the designation " Mystery Client " : Whenever we work with a Kardashian or an A - List movie star , we keep their name on the down - low . ( You know how the glitterati are flocking to Lodi ) . A HUGE THANK YOU to all who made our first quarter so strong ! You are appreciated . Life is good . SPRINGTIME is the right time for many people to SELL ! Thinking of a possible move ? Feel free to call us for a no - strings conversation . Because we're serious about wanting the very best for the people we work with , we get to help many folks evaluate their options without the stress of " a salesperson at their elbow . " Just this past week , we assisted a possible Seller who decided NOT to sell and move ! High energy , zero pressure . Have a great week ! STATESMAN kw TEAM License 00858988 209-600-1214 CAL BRE LICENSE NUMBER 01907539 www.TheStatesmanTeam.com